Henry’s Thanksgiving Vacation

• Ate a large quantity of sand from the kids' sandbox. Fun fact: It takes about 18 hours for sand to completely pass through his digestive system.
  
  
• Nervous-peed on R’s mother and niece - twice.
  
  
• Ate a large quantity of poo and other unsavory items and later threw it up on R’s living room floor.
  
  
• Rode patiently in his travel crate for a total of about 1,300 miles.

I suppose that last item makes up for the first three.